Words: Ben Pulsford

Mega Madonna fans Chris and Neil threw a Like A Virgin-themed wedding a few weeks back to celebrate their love and intense Madge fandom. 

Although we’re still disgusted by the dumpster fire that was Sex and the City 2 over ten years later, the opening wedding scene still stands strong as the campest wedding we’ve ever witnessed/secretly wanted to attend. 

Until this story vogued its way into our inbox, that is.

Meet “obsessed Madonna fans” Chris and Neil, who recently tied the knot amongst friends and family (and a drag queen minister, obvs) in a lavish ceremony that seemed to celebrate the Queen of Pop as much as – if not more than – their actual relationship.

Now seems like a good time to mention that the couple’s handle is @chrisneilandmadonna. I wonder if Madge knows she’s in a throuple?

Anyway, by the looks of the snaps on Instagram, their Aussie wedding was perhaps more Madonna than Madonna herself – these Material Girls went all out with huge blown-up images of the Queen of Pop EVERYWHERE, an all-white dress code, a drag performance of ‘Like A Virgin’ and guests adorned in endless ‘80s lace. 

Oh, and check out this recent snap of the newlywed’s bed.

Not a rose petal or semen stain in sight – just endless Madonna merch and a disturbing armless Madonna mannequin that, quite frankly, would probably inhibit our performance on a wedding night – or any night.

But jokes aside, in summary, find someone that looks at you the way Chris and Neil look at Madonna.

Congrats, boys – and Madonna. You too, hun.