
Omar Federico Alderete Fernández is a Paraguayan professional footballer who plays as a centre-back for Bundesliga club Hertha BSC and the Paraguay national team.
Maybe he’d be better positioned as a centre-top? (Wait, what do you mean that’s not a football term?)
In fact, can’t help but wonder if he’d have been better with a career in porn, it wouldn’t be the first time a player’s made that leap.