Ex on the Beach: Norway does the original reality series proud as their most recent cast completely ditches the clothes.

Specifically, beefcake Øystein Lihaug Solberg, and if you think his name’s a mouthful, get a load of his cake.

Not being from Norway, I haven’t caught up on the show, and therefore have zero idea about what exactly is taking place in the snaps, so I’ve decided to make it up instead:

When Solberg loses a diamond earring in the pool, (very much like Kim Kardashian in the ocean), he dives in to look for it, but not before taking all his clothes off because he can swim faster if he’s naked. After finding the earring, the boys have a nude celebration with champagne and Ruffles. Then Solberg takes a bath to wash off all the chlorine and the boys also take a bath with him because they also may have come into contact with chlorine. Threesome.

OK, I guess my storytelling needs work.