Oh, Holey Night!

We should’ve known that the new festive season would’ve brought a wave of novelty inspiration over Pierce Paris; the latest video from the porn star saw him put his own NSFW spin on decorating the Christmas tree.

While “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas” played in the background, perhaps a brown one might be more realistic. Paris’ assistant Wolf Hudson twirled the miniature tree, in turn, pulling the string of fairy lights out of Paris’ bottom. Oh, what a wonderful time of rear.

Although that could be potentially dangerous if any of the guests mistook the ornaments for chocolates.