Jason Derulo decided to turn up the heat on his Instagram followers; and you know what they say: “If you can’t take the heat, get on your knees and suck it”, wait… that’s the saying, isn’t it?

The R&B singer posted a photo to his ‘gram in which he sported a very hefty bulge. And when one follower subtly asked: “what animal are you hiding in your pants?”

Modest Derulo replied, “Anaconda”. Yikes, well we hope it doesn’t bite his giant penis while it’s in there, what a stupid thing to do.

Now, if you’ll excuse us, we’re gonna go play Swalla and practice doing just that.