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When it comes to orgasms, Hot Octopuss know what they’re doing. The Pulse has been personally reviewed by us (below) and is backed by medical science to give you “the most intense orgasm possible”, and with 6 pre-set vibrations and 3 intensity levels you’re bound to find the combination that works for your cock. There’s even the potential for a hands-free climax… The Pulse Solo LUX comes with a remote control for those of you that are really boujie.

Other toys include the ATOM, which is the world’s first cock ring with integrated motors, and the JETT which also delivers a hands-free orgasm. At this rate, we won’t be leaving the house in 2020! Shop now

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If you missed our review, check it out here: