Do you ever walk into the garage feeling totally intimidated, thinking if only I knew something about cars and that mechanic would bend me over?

Yeah, totes common. It’s a narrative that comes with being gay, knowing nothing about cars and all about filthy muscular men. Liam Payne was looking like a peak mechanic fantasy in these recent snaps. All he’s missing is a dirty rag, some oil stains and a big, fat spanner in his hand.

We haven’t found the source just yet, but we’ll let y’all know.

One tweeter reacted with: “Just strangle me. With your hands or your dick I don’t care”.

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