As a nation, it’s fair to say that we have an obsessed with dick prints in grey sweatpants. But to be fair, it’s the only thing left which remotely turns us on that hasn’t been violently censored. So it’s understandable…

22-year-old American athlete Dan Viola totally gets our need for PG thirst traps, with grey sweatpants – and a dick print, in said sweatpants – being his signature look. But when we asked if Viola’s first “impression” was intentional, he denied all claims.

“It actually isn’t,” he told C&C, “they’ve gotten a bit tight recently due to my legs getting biggers, and now I’m ordering larges,” he laughs.

BALONIE! 😉 Either way, you can track Dan’s *ahem* size on the gram.