Gay porn seems to have an entire genre dedicated to straight guys, who not only willingly get into cars with strangers (grandma would be pissed), but subsequently, agree to be blindfolded so a hot chick can suck him off. Because, um, it heightens the senses? Idk.

You’d have thought that word would’ve spread throughout the hetero community about a van with a camera crew, big-titty Tina and a giggling pimply queen in the passenger seat. Guess not…

Chris Hemsworth manspreading in the back on this (albeit far nicer) transit, looks like he’s contemplating if he wants a BJ bad enough to pretend he’s going along with this charade…