This week saw the birthday celebrations of both the Carver twins and the Sprouse twins (today, 4th), and it really got us to thinking… about how much we love twins.

Twins have been a sexual fantasy of men – gay and straight – forever, so we’ve rounded up a handful of the ones that would perfectly fulfill our (slightly twisted?) perversions.

Carver Twins

Charlie and Max Carver first rose to fame with their roles on Desperate Housewives, before infiltrating pubescent wank-com Teen Wolf. Charlie Carver came out publicly on Instagram early last year, and nabbed a role in I Am Michael where he engaged in a threesome… so we’re sure he’d be down 😉

Sprouse Twins

The Sprouse twins shot to fame on The Suite Life Of Zack And Cody, and Disney channel production. Yeah, they had a clothing line, book series and magazine before they even turned 18. That’s just a little something from us to you, to make you feel bad about yourself. Cole Sprouse now stars in the hugely successful Riverdale, while Dylan Sprouse had his nudes leaked. Goals.

Martinez Twins

Raised in Catalonia, Ivan and Emilio have built up a flourishing YouTube following of over 5 million subscribers. The channel consists mostly of music, pranks and vlogs, (yep, they got THAT many subscribers and they not even naked… think about how much money they’d make on OnlyFans). Here’s what that may look like:

Dolan Twins

Ethan and Grayson Dolan originally gained their fame through video platform Vine, (wow they really managed to use that as jumping point), and are now signed to Awesomeness TV. The duo have also been nominated for a number of Teen Choice Awards… Our Choice would be the one on the left first, followed by the one on the right.

Brothers Rocha

These twin Brazilians have become viral stars from their dancing videos, which sees the pair grinding, girating, shaking, and ALL kind of other moves that make most people’s heads explode. It was Gustavo’s idea to use their twin appeal to their advantage and encouraged brother Tulio to dance with him.