Love Island kicks off this week, and they’re not wasting any time in getting viewers tongues wagging. In first glimpses from the new series, contestants revealed their special talents, dating habits and flirtiest secrets.

Naturally the producers want to know who’s packing the most meat, and cocky 20 year-old Wes Nelson stepped up to the plate, exclaiming: “If I was going to be an emoji I’d be the aubergine because I have a big wang”.

Well, we’re sorry, but we’re going to need photographic evidence of that one.

In preparation for the show, Wes has endured “No drinking, 6-8 clean meals a day, varied training 6 days a week. I’m up almost 5kg in a month and most of all I feel great.”

Good for you sis. Now where’s our pizza?