Now, we’ve stayed in some shoddy shit-holes in our time, but if this is what five-star service looks like, then we think we’re ready for an upgrade.

Five Star Hotel is another reality show made with the off-cuts from previous reality shows (revolutionary), and in this E4 production, D-listers attempt to run a hotel while keeping all their guests pleased. And in the latest episode Ex On The Beach’s and serial flasher Ashley Cain, gets an unexpected drop-in from The Only Way Is Essex‘s Joey.

While Ashley’s a no-show, Joey lets himself into his room to see what-a-gwan.

What-a-gwan is, Ashley sleeping sans clothes, which Joey discovers after ripping the covers off him. How’s that for a wake-up call?

Hold on, let us just slip the ‘do not disturb’ sign on the door…