When you’re a model you’re constantly thrown designer clothes for the look the stylist wants to achieve. Now, we know these looks weren’t styled by the same person, but has a straight man ever dressed so gay?

Seriously, Pietro, you’re a handle-bar mustache away from sipping cosmos at the copacabana with Boy George. Perhaps only a sniff of poppers away from cruising public toilets.

And just an Indian outfit away from being the actual Village People.

Albeit, he managed to recreate all iconic looks with just a hat. Now that’s genius.

The police look and cowboy come from a recent shoot of Boselli, and the others we just pulled from archives to pull together that YMCA fantasy.

Construction worker next plz dolls.