Mondays suck. Every body from a cleaner to Mariah Carey knows that. And her latest ‘performance’ has been dubbed her most underwhelming yet. The pop diva was recorded barely moving to her own songs, and the internet is going crazy for it.

Many praising it as just another amazing Mariah “moment”, with others frustrated that she’d charge for tickets and then dance like she had a poo turtle-heading the entire time. Either that, or she was so stuffed into that bodice that she was warned of sudden movements.

Either way, this is MARIAH. If you don’t expect her to out-diva herself, you bought tickets to the wrong show.