No likey? No lightey! Well fans of Take Me Out – and indeed – Mark Wright, had their lights (and probably vibrators) firmly on, when the crew “caught” him leaving his dressing room to catch some rays. Don’t you just hate it when you’re walking slow-motion out of your hotel and there’s an entire camera crew there? Same thing happened to us leaving Wal Mart in our speedos last week.

Wright – former star of trashy TV reality show The Only Way Is Essex – hosts Take Me Out‘s sister show: The Gossip, which goes behind the scenes in fictional holiday destination Fernandos. Wright ensures fans that’s not a banana down his briefs too. Perhaps an eggplant and two oranges?