Usually, when boxers go for a weigh-in, they strip down to their pants and square up to intimidate one another. Sounds homoerotic enough already, if you ask us. But the only thing intimidating was what David Allen has in his undies. Couldn’t he find a babysitter? Looks like he’s smuggling a toddler down there. Fellow fighter, David Howe (and the audience) saw the funny side, and mock-groped his opponent. Seriously though – don’t you get knocked out just running for the bus, let alone boxer-shuffling round a ring.

How you gonna float like a butterfly when you’re half horse?

[H/t: Sprinkled Peen]