Pietro Boselli might have a degree in Mathematics, but he certainly certainly knows how to teach a lesson in thirst-trapping. Mr. Boselli – as the kids call him – posed for a photo with his ‘bro’. But fans were less concerned with a family reunion and more concerned about the little friend in Pietro’s pants. The two appeared to have gone for an outdoor winter dip; girl, if that was on Hampstead Heath we can only imagine the number of gays with their tongues stuck to the frosty grass.

One commentor wrote: “I heard the camera adds 10 pounds. I did not realize it was all in the crotch!” While a another put: “If I had a teacher like you, I’d still be in school. 40+ years later.”


Though we think the person who posted the pic of Miley kinda sums up the general consensus: