Have you ever been stopped by those bloggers or scouts that wanna take your picture because you’re looking so fleeked that day? No, me neither. But I totally know people that have. Well, this is kinda like that – only this person weren’t spotted because of the on-trend garms…

Anon, London

Friends fucked on chems? NO SORRY, YOU MUST HAVE THE WRONG PERSON.

Listen, as the Spice Girls once sang: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends. That’s the truth. Although bitches must’ve been CLUCKING for him to actually bring it up.

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