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Hate getting public transport? Urgh, us too. Well here’s one more reason to add to that never-ending list… Nasty gargoyles tryna get fresh with you. Like, boo, you wouldn’t have a chance if I’d just smoked a suitcase of Crystal Meph and injected Viagra into my bell-end. You wouldn’t have a chance if I was blind… And unconscious. Girl, even my dead body would void it’s bowels as you touched me. MOOVE along the carriage, hoe!

Then, when the lady got the train, he followed her. And then quivered when she approached a station steward. The best way to deal with these perverts is to confront them. They drop a brick almost immediately. Try things like “HA! You ain’t serious with that pencil dick?!” and watch that jack get back in his box. Watch out for the N route if you live in NY:

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Does this sound familiar? This EXACT thing happened to me. BIBLE. Read the story here. Well, only the guy who exposed himself to us wasn’t sporting full-on wood.