Star of Magic-Mike-style stripper romp ‘Chocolate City‘, Tyson Beckford proved he has all the moves when he brought queen diva Miss Carey up to take place pon di throne, on stage at his Vegas strip show. Mariah gave her already tired vocal chords a rest (just kidding child, we heard she killed it in her comeback show), and threw on something at least three sizes too small and went down to watch the model perform a strip tease. Tyson gave Mariah a lapdance before she shoved some dollar bills down his pants. Why do we feel underwhelmed that she didn’t stand up, rip-off a pull-away outfit to reveal a sparkling bikini before making it rain?
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Just when you didn’t envy her life enough…