On last night’s Big Brother, you may have caught the housemates – including gay model – Aaron Frew playing dares, in which he dared to bare… it all! It was all tame playground shit when Frew bared a bum cheek:

Before things got a little more behind-the-High-School-bikesheds…

Later that night, Aaron and closet-case Joel were chit-chatting about mundane nothings in the bathtub, as Aaron admitted the wine had “gone straight to his head”. Before baring his booty again:

But when Aaron gave Joel the full-frontal flash was when his blatant discomfort with his own sexuality began to show

Joel threw his toys out the pram, whinging “he’s just been flashing his ding-dong”. Sorry, you are a GROWN MAN – who says the words ‘ding-dong’?! His hissy continued when Aaron jumped into his bed with just a towel on. Personally, I found it quite funny… But perhaps that’s because I’ve got a sense of HUMOUR. Who is this 50-year-old sap in a young man’s body? Zzzz…. At least Aaron was bringing some personality (and peen) to the House.

They need to bring some f*cking entertainers in tonight, otherwise this shitfest ’bout to get even MORE boring than it was.