BY Anthony Gilét

You remember that time the Grindr meet turned up and looked nothing like his photos? Obvs. What about bumping in to a one-night stand on road? Duh! *Covers face*. Or how about when you found out you’d banged more than one boy out of a particular clique? Totes. Well, here are another 25 sex situations that you may be a little familiar with…

1. When he goes soft on you:

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2. After not having sex for a few months

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3. When he rams it in too hard:

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But then when you ram it in too hard

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4. The first time you witness somebody being fisted

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5. When you show your man’s dick pics to your mates

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6. The condom comes out dirty:

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7. Re-reading those not-so-horny Grindr conversation when you’re sober

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8. Seeing somebody you know in the GUM clinic 

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9. When you get so drunk that you accidentally fool around with a friend

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10. When he asks if you’re hung

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11. Farting when he pulls out

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12. After he reveals a strange-looking/badly trimmed penis

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13. When he just wants to do oral, or only fuck missionary like vanilla straight people:

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14. When you refrain from shagging a guy because your mate likes him

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15. When he try be finished before you’ve cum

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16. Finding out you’re not compatible in bed

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17. When you get invited to a sex party

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18. The first time you had ChemSex:

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19. When he compliments your blowjob game

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20. He doesn’t call/text/Whatsapp after you put out on the first date

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21. When curiosity of dark rooms gets the better of you

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22. When you have to do the Walk of Shame

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23. Sleeping with someone less attractive than you, makes you feel like

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24. When, despite his palpable efforts, he still can’t find your G-spot:

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25. And then when he finally does…

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