WORDS: Anthony Gilét
Let’s face it, if weed was legalised the world would just be generally better. Whether it’s that first doobie after your evening work out, getting so blazed you forget where you were going, or just making the whole cinematic seem dope because, well, your high on dope. Here’s our fave 25 scenarios all stoners get:
1. How resourceful you can be when you wanna get high
2. A mid-morning spliff makes the house chores bearable:
3. Wandering around the supermarket aimlessly for AGES:
4. When your squad are passing the spliff round and you’re next
5. Getting stoned in college looked a lot like this:
6. You’d rather stay in and get lean with your bestie than go to any club
7. That split-second when you burn your lip on the last tote
8. Ending up like this before you go to bed
9. And ending up eating the contents of your flatmate’s cupboards as well
10. If you went to the gym every time instead of getting high, you’d be ripped by now
11. Always having the perfect solution to your non-stoner friend’s problems
12. If you wake and bake on a week day
13. And what happens every time you try and cut back
13. When the weed guys not around for a few days/hours/mins
14. Every morning/night around 3am:
15. When you can’t find a lighter ANYWHERE, but that isn’t stopping you
16. Getting on public transport is, like, so less stressful
Actually, it’s kind of pleasant
17. This pic scarily depicts how most of your weekends are spent
18. When your both baked, and your bf says something totally random, but you still totally understand it
19. Waking up realising you left half a blunt in the ashtray:
20. How a non-smoker friend reacts when you turn up to their house with draw…
21. The simple joy of having a fat zoot and an unwatched episode of your favourite show
22. Giving your strong ones to amateurs
23. Your room basically looks like Tracey Emin’s ‘My Bed’:
24. Most days:
25.Your motto: