kirk

There’s always that dreaded moment in a celebrity’s career that they’re gonna get caught doing something they shouldn’t. In Linday’s case it was fleeing a photoshoot with thousands of dollars worth of diamonds shoved down her bra. For Tulisa it was being dick-slapped while looking like a deer in the headlights. And for Kirk Norcross it’s getting his wang out on Skype to some sket. But one man’s embarrassment is the entire gay population’s wank material. Not that he has anything to be embarrassed about, if anything those tacky promo shots he did with Jodie Marsh were much more cringe-worthy.

I love Kirk. I met him in the toilets once, and was cracking jokes with him while he was at the urinal (yes, it took everything in my will power not to go and have a look – but I’m a gentleman like that – and am now being rewarded for it). He can come across as a bit of a prick on TV, but he seemed dead genuine.

Anyway, enough gossip…

He never was a afraid to show a little flesh...

He never was a afraid to show a little flesh…

In that sauna scene...

In that sauna scene…

The world's tackiest promo still EVER.

The world’s tackiest promo still EVER.

We don’t care that you got cock-handed Kirk. Actually it makes us like you even more!

Click HERE for the NSFW video