MAN CANDY: Kirk Gets Caught!
There’s always that dreaded moment in a celebrities career that they’re gonna get caught doing something they shouldn’t. In Linday’s case it was fleeing a photoshoot with thousands of dollars worth of diamonds shoved down her bra. For Tulisa is was being dick-slapped while looking like a deer in the headlights. And for Kirk Norcross it’s getting his wang out on Skype to some sket. But one man’s embarrassment is the entire gay population’s wank material. Not that he has anything to be embarrassed about, if anything those tacky promo shots he did with Jodie Marsh were much more cringe-worthy.
I love Kirk. I met him in the toilets once, and was cracking jokes with him while he was at the urinal (yes, it took everything in my will power not to go and have a look – but I’m a gentleman like that – and am now being rewarded for it). He can come across as a bit of a prick on TV, but he seemed dead genuine to me.
Anyway, enough gossip…
We don’t care that you got cock-handed Kirk. Actually it makes us like you even more!