HOT STUFF: We still have Alexander Lincoln’s shower scenes on loop

Alexander Lincoln doesn’t just play rugby in In From The Side — he bares his soul, his heart, and thankfully, some Side (peen). As Mark, a conflicted player tangled in a secret love affair, Lincoln delivers raw emotion… and later on, just raw.

The film is full of tender moments, locker-room longing, and eye-contact that screams “I’m emotionally unavailable but horny.” But let’s be honest; the naked scenes do a lot of heavy lifting; thankfully, sport films are a lot like that lockerroom scene in Euphoria.

Whether it’s a post-match shower or a romantic romp, Lincoln sheds his kit like it’s a team requirement. And it is when you’re on our team.

The nudity is never gratuitous—it’s vulnerable, intimate, and tastefully shot (but with enough cheek to leave us gagging). It’s not just about showing skin; it’s about showing stakes. And glutes. Glorious, sculpted stakes and glutes.