Ever wondered what happens when you give two gloriously shameless gay men microphones and absolutely zero supervision? Maybe not, because everyone has a podcast now.

But regardless, the answer has arrived in the form of “LOOSE LADS,” the latest chat-show from Anthony Gilét and James Egan that’s basically the audio equivalent of that friend who gets three drinks in and starts spilling everyone’s secrets.

Apprently, “Cocktails & Confessions,” didn’t cause enough pearl-clutching among listeners.

“We created LOOSE LADS because we were tired of conversations that tip-toed around the juicy stuff,” explains co-host James Egan, which is basically code for “hear this story about me getting double-penetrated.”

Recent episodes have tackled everything from why the “inclusive” gay scene often isn’t, why porn sets unrealistic expectations (spoiler: if he’s got a Lady Gaga tattoo, he’s probably not “straight”), and whether monogamy or open relationships come with more drama.

As Anthony Gilét so eloquently puts it: “If you’ve ever thought it but were too afraid to say it, we’ve probably screamed it into a microphone. We’re not relationship experts or sex therapists – we’re just two messy queens with opinions and a concerning lack of shame.” And thank goodness for that—who wants reputable advice when you can get it from two homos drinking White Claw?

The entire first season is available now on YouTube and all podcast platforms, including Spotify and Apple.