Are you hungry? Well, if so, and whether that’s literally or figuratively (in the sense that you’re starving for cock), then good news is that this post will satisfy both those cravings. 

Don’t get it twisted, we’re definitely not laying down the tarmac for a sploshing, but in some cases a snack with a snack can be quite appetising. 

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Proving you don’t actually need a spoon for ice cream; tuck into a tub with a chub…

All this talk of celebs reheating nachos… but are any of them aroused by them?

When the server runs out of mayo

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