We’re actually being dick-fished by Hollywood. You know when you see these medium-ugly straight men on X with a dildo down their pants and then all these thirsty senile men in the comments; that’s us, we’re the thirsty senile men, and Hollywood is the straight men getting a ton of money and publicity using fake dicks… I think we should protest.
Anyway, here’s a collection of actors that used prosthetics, and also didn’t. Personally, we will always opt for the real dick.
SEBASTIAN STAN
Stan famously wore a prosthetic (that talked) in Pam & Tommy, and then on a few ocasions, showed off his real meat; the still on the left is from his frontal scene in The Apprentice.
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SIMON REX
Scary Movie’s Rex was known for having stripped off for this one-time nude shoot before his fame; the dildo with the unrealistic bush is from Seeing Red.
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THEO JAMES
White Lotus actor Theo James was the big penis opening of episode 1 in season 2; but we’d much rather watch the actors multiple nude scenes in The Time Traveller’s Wife.
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JOSH HUTCHERSON
The Hunger Games star definitely ignited our hunger with his leaked nude snap, while the rubber dong on the right is from his role in Future Man where two naked versions of himself fight each other.
And maybe the one with the authentic dick win.
DANIEL RADCLIFFE
Harry Potter star Daniel famously stripped off for stage show Equus and later used a prosthetic for his peeing scene in Guns Akimbo.
QUIZ: Can you guess which reality star the dick belongs to?
