If you spend any time on Twitter (X) or TikTok at all, then you’ll likely be aware of the outrage surrounding ‘Squirrel Dad’.

Hunky Mark Longo who housed a pet squirrel in his New York apartment has amassed thousands of followers on TikTok with his unusual pet. That was until a grieved Karen all the way in Texas phoned in a call to officials to report P’Nut and Fred (a racoon that he’d also housed).

Longo claims he was “treated like a terrorist” when the Environmental Conservation and Health spent 5 hours raiding his home.

Since then, (presumably straight) social media users have discovered that Squirrel Dad had a side hussle monetising his own nuts. And although this is clearly a sad and distressing incident, we can only imagine his subs have gone through the roof…

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