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The folks at Mr. Man are ushering in the 2024 Summer Olympics the only way they know how – with nude guys. After all, did you know that the first-ever Olympians competed nude? Let’s carry on this proud tradition with cock sword fighting, underwater bumhole, Jacob Elorid, and more.

This year’s categories include tried and true extracurriculars like swimming, wrestling, and cycling, as well as the one-off winners of rare categories like ping pong, horseback riding, and ballet. With eighteen categories total, the Manlympics are guaranteed to give you quite the workout.

Check out some of the cumpetitors below, or watch the full scenes:

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Swimming – Peter Schlesinger in A Bigger Splash – Bronze

Swimming – Sanuye Shoteka, Hermes Pittakos in He Loves Me – Gold

Martial Arts – Jorge Antonio Guerrero in Roma – Gold

Skateboarding – Tor Erik Bøe, Sjur Nyvold in Anti Reproductive Mating Ritual – Gold

Soccer – Carloto Cotta in Diamantino – Gold

Volleyball – Eric Mabius in Wirey Spindell – Silver