Yesterday was National Biscuit Day (29th May), and while many of you might be enjoying a hobnob, we’re not really a fasn of hobs… so here are some knobs (lol).

Of course, when you say biscuit the first thing a (filthy) British person thinks of is the ‘soggy biscuit’ game; where a group of – usually straight lads (?) – jerk off onto a biscuit and the last guy to cum has to eat the biscuit.

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It was apparently a private school game, and one of the reasons we begrudge going to a public school.

Here’s a clip of some straight (some gay-4-pay) guys spunking onto a… sorry, is that a rice cake?? Guys, you’ve completely fucked it.

But for some reason X is not allowing us to embed certain videos, so you’ll have to jump over to our page to watch it here (OBVIOUSLY, NSFW).

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