At this point we’re here to prove that we can make any National Day into a cheeky wank session. And when they say National Submarine Day, (11th April) perhaps you think of James Bond, we think of underwater cocks.

A little history lesson for you, 124 years ago today the first ever submarine was built… it was the same year that Cher was born.

And while submarines are often in military operations, we’d argue that these are the real weapons, and you don’t wanna be around when they start firing… or do you? *smirk*

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