Of course, we were tickled to find out that Vietnam has a public holiday called Hung King’s Festival. But you can wipe the drool off your chin slut, because it’s a prominent celebration for the ancient ancestors and founders of the Vietnamese Nation (Hung Kings).

In the most respectful way, we do think our interpretation of that festival does sound more fun, but we imagine it’s a riot.

The festival holds a spiritual importance to the people of the land, and if we send all our well wishes to our Vietnamese readers.

That being said (lol – you knew it was coming), he will use this word play to pay homage to some other hung kings. OK, now you can drool.

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