Warning: Dimitri Gripari’s horse-hung appendage ahead. The new Starz historical series Mary & George tells the true story of how Mary Villiers, Countess of Buckingham (Julianne Moore) essentially pimped her son George Villiers, 1st Duke of Buckingham (Nicholas Galitzine) out to King James I (Tony Curran). Mary used the boys’ connection to elevate her family’s social status and wealth. Queen.

You probably stopped reading at “Nicholas Galitzine” and “pretty gay sounding series.” For those not in the know, Nicholas Galitzine played one half of an irresistibly cute gay couple opposite Taylor Zakhar Perez in Red, White, & Royal Blue. Having portrayed the Prince of England in the gay rom-com, Galitzine was clearly born to play Royals.

He got *royally* fucked in Red, White, & Royal Blue, but can the same be said for Mary & George? In the show’s very first episode, George Villiers is lured into a gay threesome. George briefly shows his buns (marking Nicholas’ first nude scene) but his co-star Dimitri Gripari steals the show by flaunting his curved, thick, long manhood. Dimitri Gripari is such a cutie, and we always hoped that this is what he had in store in his drawers. But we’re curious, George, are you next? Sorry.