For this Paddy’s Day we’ve rounded a dozen of the best nude scenes from Irish actors. Factoring in the length of the, um, scene, the visual quality, the actor’s hotness and public stir the scene cause, we’ve ranked them too!
See if you agree with our decisions below!
Cillian Murphy
In a brief, and far-away shot in 28 Days Later, Murphy showed peen… but we’re still disappointed we didn’t get those promised-nude scenes in Oppenheimer.
Chris O’Dowd
Comedic actor O’Dowd was nude briefly in Crimson Petal and the White, and at the time said, “I think it does matter that the audience see non-sculpted figures more than they do.” Encore!
Jamie Dornan
We really did expect more from the 50 Shades of Grey series, but just seeing Dornan’s perfect bubble butt in HD was enough to keep us quiet.
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Martin McCann
The Survivalist was nominated for a BAFTA, and we’d say it looks like Irishman McCann has an award-winning cock too…
Jonathan Rhys Meyers
An iconic scene at the time, and still now, Meyers quickly dropped trou in Tangled, but the scene was well-lit enough for it live on in the celeb nudity Hall of Fame.
Colin Farrell
Showing ass, balls and taint in Alexander, Farrell certainly caught our attention.
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Liam Neeson
Admittedly, seeing this Neeson nude scene was actually new to us. From Under Suspicion in 1991, Neeson is seen running across a front yard in the buff; third leg swinging.
Michael Fassbender
You can’t mention Michael Fassbender without thinking of the film Shame, (or maybe those paparazzi shots of the actor pissing in the woods)… it’s easy to see why.
Daryl McCormack
Paul Mescal
Normal People was not only an antagonising look at the gradual decline of a relationship, but it gave us several glimpses of hunk Paul Mescal’s body.
Barry Keoghan
Keoghan gave us multiple nude scenes in 2023’s Saltburn, and was easily one of the most-talked-about roles on the 2020’s, landing him the top spot on this list.
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