Well this isn’t what we thought we’d be getting when clicking on a teabagging video, but we’re not disappointed. This is perhaps the most British use of a cock we’ve ever seen, and what a cock at that, definitely on the oolong side – it probably wouldn’t be possible, or as impressive, with a short one.

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The discipline, the precision, the fact that he doesn’t look down from his book, the taste-testing at the end. This is a professional teabagger through and through, it’s clearly not his first time commanding dick. We wonder what else he could train that cock to do? Could he add some cream to his tea next? Maybe that’s in the follow up video.

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