They do say that you shouldn’t shop when you’re feeling a certain a type of way (apparently, that doesn’t include ‘horny as fuck’), but hey, it’s gotta be better than doing heroin.

Although that thrill of buying new clothes is definitely something, we’re not sure it’s this exciting; watch as this guy whips out his hard dick, gets a hand from a friend, and then spunks all over himself… there must’ve been a sale on cashmere.

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