Another day, another X video that leaves us aghast. Imagine going scuba diving, looking for rare and beautiful fishes and then you see a bloke in a scuba suit with his cock out.

Is that a swordfis- oh no, that’s your knob.

But honestly the cinematography is great; it’s like if Falcon Studios made their own adaptation of The Not-so Little and Pretty Girthy Mermaid. Now when they do in fact make that parody next year, you know who to blame. And don’t forget to run us our check.

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Also, we’re not sure that cum is good for the underwater environment: cut to a poor clown fish getting pregnant because this dude couldn’t hold his nut.

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