Even as kid I could never understand the appeal of a gobstopper… this sweet that you can barely get your mouth around that you’re just supposed to suck forever until you drain all the flavour.

As an adult however… *wink* No just kidding, the appeal is still mostly novel. But who are we to judge if you want to get cold sores stuffing a stranger’s meat into your mouth?

Although a polite reminder that most of y’all sassy enough without having your throat stretched.

That said, how else would we celebrate National Gobstopper Day? I mean, it really doesn’t need it’s own day – as candy, it sucks! So you might as well get a gob full of something else…

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