OK we know watches can get a bit annoying, so this guy has found the perfect solution. Have a dick so thick you can put your watch around it and enjoy time passing.
The mystery timepiece connossieur is too weighed down by the thing on his arm so why not use his third arm instead?
Must be handy when he’s hanging the washing out we guess….
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