There are only certain times when photos in the bath are appropriate, for example, a grown man who takes a selfie in a bubble bath and posts it to social media is obviously a cry for help. Whereas a soaped up schlong for your private grind album is perfectly acceptable.

Thankfully for you, this International Bath Day, we’re going to focus on the latter.

While the day exists to encourage relaxation and self-care, which we are fully supportive of, we just thought you’d prefer to see men playing with something other than their rubber ducks.

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