Prince William was trending on Twitter over the weekend after a submission to gossip platform Deux Moi was posted to their social media accounts.
In the email, it claims that a British royal is having an affair; one that is public knowledge amongst English aristocracy. Rumours of Will and Kate’s less-than-perfect marriage have swirled around for years, leading many people to assume that’s who the submission is referring to.
However, the real tea was that said British royal allegedly enjoys pegging, which the wife is “far too old-fashioned to engage in”.
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Apparently, the wife is OK with her husband getting pegged by other women, “as long as things don’t become emotional”. Kate Middleton really said, I’m second in line for the throne, if you need a dildo up your hole, go get it elsewhere (allegedly!)
If they do make it to the throne, as far as we know, William will be the first bottom to sit on it. (The throne, that is).
Obviously, Twitter had tons to say…
