Are you ever getting ready for a hook-up only to realise that you don’t have anything for your cock to wear? Well, there’s a store for that.

CockCouture (yes, really) is an Etsy shop for all your schlong stylings, and – as reported by The Sword – people are even leaving their NSFW reviews.

You can dress your knob up as a soldier, Superman, or even Santa for those festive fuckings. And the page is being flooded with 5-star reviews, as shared by the shop owner on TikTok.

Seriously, some of these dongs put in more effort than us on Halloween.

So if you’ve got the desire to dress your dick up, (or to perv on the photo reviews), head to the store now. Here’s a few of our faves.