In 2022, there’s a plethora of self-help books that will tell us we don’t need a man. And in many ways that’s true, but it has to be said that there are just certain things which cannot be done without them.

Like, spooning or getting spit-roasted. Hold on, hold that thought… Apparently, that second one has been debunked.

A video began circulating among filthy whatsapp group chats this weekend which showed one ambitious man taking it in both holes, but without a man in sight. And we are… astounded. We’re guessing this what happens when you’re H&H and there’s no tops for miles.

What’s absolutely killing me is gasps for breaths at the end, the wardrobe is definitely a dom.

If this were a Disney mansion where the furniture could talk, we’re guessing it would say “Me Too”.

We’re guessing we won’t be seeing this on an IKEA ad any time soon.

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