Orlando Bloom seems to be competing with the likes of Ewan McGregor for the amount of times he can get his naked bod out on camera. 

Not that we’re complaining, obvs.  

From Rotten Tomatoes:

“Orlando Bloom stars as Malky, a demolition worker whose life receives a seismic shock when, out drinking with friends at a local pub, he sees a disturbing figure from his past: the man he holds responsible for a traumatic childhood incident. Fueled by anger, Malky sets out on a path of vengeance–and discovers that no one can escape the consequences of their sins in this taut thriller.”


Actually sounds gooood! And you know what, apparently it is! Receiving a mixture of good to great reviews.

The Hollywood Reporter reviewed: “Bloom delivers a shattering performance in a powerful drama.” Now we’d like to see his hole get shattered. Was that too much? I feel like that was too much.

Bloom has a tendency to pick well-written scripts, so we didn’t expect anything less. Guess his peachy buttocks is just a juicy, juicy bonus.