How do you know when its Halloween month; When the shops start selling scary outfits? When Netflix ups their library of horror classics? Maybe when the pumpkin-spiced poppers hit the shelves? Or perhaps, when there’s a video circulating of a guy fucking a pumpkin? Yeah, that’ll do it.

I mean, you just wouldn’t see that kind of shit in March, that’s for sure.

So here’s your WTF for today: whether you decide to jump off the balcony or touch yourself after watching the video, we’re not judging. But it really quite the enthusiastic pumpkin-fuck, if we do say so ourselves.

We’d say that pumpkin’s reaction is about right…