Today Ben Affleck celebrates his 47th birthday; probably with a bin bag full of cocaine and a giant party with the Drag Race queens; actually no, that sounds more like how we’d celebrate if we had Ben’s bank account.
Alternatively, a great way to mark the occasion would be to laser off that horrific back tattoo, but that’s really none of our business. Regardless, we hope he’s having a blinder. Especially after he’s gifted us with all of these steamy moments over the years.
From his earlier modelling days, right up until his full-frontal moment in Gone, Girl; the one that made every cinema-goer completely forget that a child was missing. That’s some dick, girl.
