If all of this hot weather we’ve been having lately is making you want to just rip off your clothes, good news: you can! (Although, obviously not when you’re on the Circle Line).

Super Paradise is an all-day beach party on London’s Thames riverfront; with 30 tonnes of imported sand, across a 5,000 square foot space, the beach party will be able to hold 1,200 people; now that’s what we call a party. In fact, it sounds exactly like what our city needs… well, apart from sand in our intimate bits… but we’ll cope!

With the aim of bringing Cannes beach party to London, organisers have gone all-out for the party, with deck chairs, four bars, inflatables, drag performers and VIP cabanas. Well, we will definitely be in holiday mode; just with a little more self-respect.

And if you’re worried about our unpredictable British weather, there’s a huge dance floor inside! Also, table tennis and board games, in case you’re a pleb with two left feet.

The party is perfect for those of us that don’t have holidays booked for the near-future, or have just got back and are suffering the holiday blues.

DJs include Lady Lloyd, James Bartlett and Neiko.

Super Paradise runs this Sunday 14th (12pm – 8pm) and Saturday 27th (2pm – 11pm). Tickets are £15 and you can get yours here.