Halloween is that one time of year when a gay can dress like a total slut, and no other gay can say anything about it. (Although, they will). Well, clothing at all is officially too over-dressed, it seems. Yep, we’re moving to just body paint now. Although it has to be said, how sick this body paint looks.

Michael Mejia is the artist responsible for these guys extremely realistic Tom Of Finland body art, where this pair looked exactly like a life-size workings of the 70s gay comics. Imagine, people wouldn’t even know you’re naked until they walk into your backwards, and then you’ve got a sexual assault claim on your balls hands.

Although on a level, we’re sure they’ve got undies on…




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